What Your Slogan Cap Says About You

What Your Slogan Cap Says About You

What Your Slogan Cap Says About You

Because your vibe deserves a vibe check

Wearing a slogan cap isn’t just a fashion choice—it’s a personality broadcast. A state of mind. A warning sign. A love letter to your inner chaos. So if you’ve ever wondered what your cap is telling the world, we’ve got the tea.

💅 “Yeah the girls”

You’re the group chat’s moral compass and chaos agent. Down for a dancefloor, a cause, and a cheeky spritz—sometimes all at once. You don’t just rally the girls... you are the reason they’re rallying.

🧠 “Undiagnosed but pretty sure”

You’ve watched one too many “signs you might have ADHD” TikToks and now you’re spiraling—but in a self-aware, slightly feral kind of way. You hyperfixate, forget your drink in the microwave daily, and have 62 tabs open (mentally and digitally). You’re doing your best, and that’s iconic.

😵 “Tummy ache survivor”

You live on oat lattes, vibes, and anxiety. Your gut? Unpredictable. Your outfit? Immaculate. You always know where the nearest toilet is—just in case the iced coffee turns on you mid-errand. If Hot Girl IBS were a club, you'd be the president, treasurer, and social media manager.

😈 “Thug it out”

You’ll carry all 14 grocery bags in one trip. You’ll touch the scorching pan instead of grabbing a mitt. You’re 7km into a hike with a rock in your shoe and you refuse to stop. You don’t complain—you thug it out. Built different? More like built for chaos and minor injuries.

💖 “Passenger Princess”

You haven’t touched a steering wheel since 2014. Your toxic trait? Pretending you don’t know how to use Google Maps. Your main hobbies include taking selfies in the car and saying “babe I’m cold.”

🧝 “Off on a side quest”

You’re the whimsical one. You left the house to run one errand and somehow ended up buying a plant, an iced matcha, and emotionally connecting with a stranger. Your life isn’t linear—it’s open-world. You’re not lost, you’re just exploring. Main quest? Never heard of her.

🚶 “Hot girl walk”

You've got your fave black tights on, crew socks just right, oat latte in hand, and headphones blasting your villain origin story playlist. You’re not just walking—you’re healing, manifesting, and ignoring texts. It’s not about cardio. It’s about becoming That Girl one step at a time.

🎬 “Do it for the plot”

You make bad decisions on purpose because they make a great story later. Main character energy with zero planning. Life’s too short to be boring—and consequences are a tomorrow problem.

🗣 “Born to yap”

You talk. A lot. To the barista, your Uber driver, your cat, yourself. Silence? Never heard of her. Your love language is oversharing.

💁🏼 “Literally just a girl”

You’re highly capable, deeply intelligent, and sometimes forget how doors work. You’re a spreadsheet queen one minute and crying over a cute dog the next. It’s giving “I know better but I’m tired.” You’re not helpless—you’re just… literally a girl.

🫠 “Flop era survivor”

You’ve seen rock bottom… and double-tapped it. Like that time you accidentally liked a post from 2015 while deep-stalking your ex’s mum’s new boyfriend’s dog. You’ve rebranded, recovered, and risen—like a phoenix in platform Uggs. Every flop made you funnier. And hotter. Obviously.

🧠 “Thought daughter”

You see patterns in everything. A cloud, a TikTok, the way someone said “okay” — it means something. You're always analysing, overthinking, then romanticising it in a 2am Notes app entry. Unhinged? Maybe. Poetic? Definitely. We stan the chaos.

🧢 “Thinking cap”

You're the smart friend, but in an “accidentally spilled cold brew on my laptop” way. You overthink everything. And then re-think it. You say “I have a theory” at least once a week.

👑 “Slay queen”

You were born fabulous and have the audacity to act like it. Hair always done. Nails always snatched. You walk into a room and raise the serotonin levels.

😅 “Doing my best!”

You are soft chaos in a cute package. You’re trying, okay?? May or may not cry if someone breathes too hard near you. But you’re showing up—and that counts.

💻 “Born to slay, forced to work”

You’re living proof that capitalism kills vibes. You’re in your office-core villain era and mentally at brunch. Your Slack status says “offline” and your outfit says “I’m not built for this.”

✨ “Vibes not solutions”

You’re venting. They’re problem-solving. No, babe—light a candle, queue the playlist, and just nod. You don’t want advice, you want validation. You're the human embodiment of “shhh, just let me spiral in peace.”

💁 “Always been that girl”

You’ve never not slayed. Born serving looks, unsolicited opinions, and main character energy since day one. Trends follow you. Somewhere out there is a group chat still talking about your last outfit—and yes, you’ve got the screenshots and the receipts.

🤯 “Delulu is the solulu”

You believe manifestation is real and the universe is definitely flirting with you. Every coincidence? A sign. Every text? A cosmic event. You live in a delusional girl dreamworld where everything is going exactly to plan—even if no one else can see it yet. Logic? Overrated. Reality? Negotiable.

😤 “I’m like that”

You don’t explain, justify, or repeat yourself. You just slay. You know who you are and frankly, everyone else should too.


Which one are you?

Or better yet—how many? Because let’s be honest, some days you’re “Tummy Ache Survivor” and other days you’re “Thug It Out.” Caps are a personality, and lucky for you… we’ve got one for every mood (swing).

Ready to embrace your hat-era identity? Shop all caps now at poppytalls.com 💅

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