Fundamentally unserious baseball caps for every mood(swing)
Inspired by chronically online yappers and certified hat lovers, Poppy Talls is your go-to destination for stylish, bold, and iconic embroidered baseball caps that bring internet humour to real life.
Each Poppy Talls baseball cap features adjustable sizing, a bendable brim, and built-in sun protection—aka the most fashionable way to avoid both UV rays and hair-wash day.
Crafted from 100% premium cotton with the highest-quality hat embroidery, our caps are made to last (and made to be noticed). Delivered in zero-plastic packaging, they’re the best sun protection caps in Australia for anyone who likes their accessories with a side of attitude.
We’re here to make sure you slay—always. 🧢
🔥 Hot Off the Feed: 13 Sassy New Slogans Just Dropped!
Your scroll-stopping, meme-ready, terminally online dreams have come true. The Extremely Online Collection has literally just landed, packed with 13 fresh, hilarious, unapologetically bold slogans—from "Main character" to "Mentally at Brunch".
All caps are available in Navy or Cream, but hurry—stock is limited in each colour. Grab your favourites, flex your online humour, and let your 6+ hours of screen-time shine IRL.
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"Over explainer" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Born to dilly dally crisis club" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Existential crisis club" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Retired overachiever" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Don't ask, don't get" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Touching grass" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Unbothered" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Rot girl summer" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Youngest daughter" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Eldest daughter" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Mentally at brunch" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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"Main character" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 2 colours)
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🍉 Summer 25/26 is here!
Vibrant, playful, and unapologetic—meet lemon squeeze, bubblegum pink, emerald green, blue ocean, and watermelon crush, plus fan-favourite neutrals creamy vanilla and neptune navy, and new arrivals caramel mocha and chocolate brown.
Paired with the top 8 slogans, these caps are made to mix, match, and turn every sunny-day outfit into a statement.
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"Undiagnosed but pretty sure" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 6 colours)
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"Thinking cap" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 7 colours)
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"Passenger Princess" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 7 colours)
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"Tummy ache survivor" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 7 colours)
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"Literally just a girl" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 8 colours)
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"Born to yap" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 7 colours)
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"Off on a side quest" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 9 colours)
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"Yeah the girls" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 7 colours)
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🍃 Neutral, but never boring.
The Neutrals Collection from Poppy Talls— where effortless style meets bold self-expression. Featuring forest green, stone grey, neptune navy, honey beige, and creamy vanilla, these versatile, earth-toned hues complement any wardrobe while making a statement.
The collection includes 7 fan-favourite slogans across various colours, blending understated tones with unapologetic confidence. Mix, match, and elevate your everyday style.
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"Slay queen" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 3 colours)
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"Do it for the plot" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 3 colours)
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"Doing my best!" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 3 colours)
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Our Bestsellers — Grab Them Before They’re Gone!
These are the baseball caps everyone’s talking about — our top-selling embroidered caps that fly off the shelves. Some colours have less than 5 left, so if you want one, you need to be quick! From cheeky one-liners to bold, unforgettable phrases, these slogan caps turn scroll-stopping statements into wearable style.
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"Thinking cap" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 7 colours)
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"Passenger Princess" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 7 colours)
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"Tummy ache survivor" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 7 colours)
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"Born to yap" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 7 colours)
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"Literally just a girl" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 8 colours)
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"Off on a side quest" Adjustable Unisex Slogan Baseball Cap (available in 9 colours)
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Let customers speak for us
from 11 reviewsLove it!!!!
Purchased for my daughter, it’s a bit of fun She loves it. Good quality as well!
This is my new favourite cap! As a guy, I was looking for something a bit different, that showed personality and could be a fun conversation starter. This is now my go-to cap for any side quest, from running to pickleball and everything in between.
I get so many compliments whenever I wear this cap! The embroidery is also super high-quality and the colour really stands out. It’s become my go-to cap for my daily hot girl walk. Love!!!
This cap is so much fun! It’s my new fave for sure! Great quality and super fast shipping - will definitely be getting more especially as gifts for Christmas! Love love love!
I have Delulu is the solulu and I can’t think of a better representation of my life right now!
Loving the bold solid colour cap with easy-to-read font, so no one misses the message!
Upped my hot girl walk in one easy step! Xx
I wasn’t sure how I’d feel wearing the slogan at first, but I absolutely love it! I get stopped in the street all the time with people asking where it’s from—it’s turned into such a fun conversation starter. My only complaint is that there aren’t smaller sizes; my younger sister is obsessed with it too, but it’s just a bit too big for her. A smaller option would be perfect!
I love my cap! The colour is so vibrant and is great to style with outfits when you are on the go!
Purchased this one for my niece and she loved it. Good quality and nice range of colours available.
Love the slogans and the colours! Think I will need to buy a couple as I can’t decide🤗
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Why you'll love our caps:
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Comfort is Key
Our baseball caps are made from 100% premium cotton and designed for maximum comfort. With a fully adjustable strap, you can easily customize your cap for the perfect snug fit every time. Whether you’re heading to brunch, a music festival, a hot girl walk, a road trip, or just hanging out in the city, comfort is guaranteed.
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Hand Crafted Luxury
Elevate your style with our meticulously crafted embroidered baseball caps, featuring the highest-quality cap embroidery for a truly premium feel. Each cap is hand-designed with thoughtful fonts and vibrant colours, making every cap a bold statement piece — guaranteed to turn heads and spark a laugh wherever you wear them.
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Flattering Fit
Our baseball caps are designed to sit above the ear, offering a flattering fit for every face shape. Whether you’re rocking a sleek ponytail or letting your locks flow, our fitted caps enhance your look while keeping you stylish from every angle.
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Sun Safe
Our UV blocking baseball caps shields your face from harmful rays while keeping you effortlessly chic. Ideal for outdoor adventures, beach days, and casual wear, our fitted caps combine style, comfort, and sun safety, so you can enjoy the outdoors with confidence.
Meet the founder
Hi, I’m Clare — millennial by age, Gen Z by mood. A certified online freak, TikTok connoisseur, and proud chronic scroller. After years of seeing the funniest, most unhinged humour live and die online, I realised no one had truly brought that energy into fashion.
So, in 2023, I started Poppy Talls from my bedroom in regional Queensland. Since then, I’ve moved to the big smoke, but every order is still packed by me individually in my Brisbane city apartment — fueled by caffeine and the promise of screen time in bed.
Our embroidered baseball caps take viral humour off the screen and onto your head — bold, cheeky, and unapologetically fun.
Every slogan is hand-designed by me, with each font carefully handpicked to match its mood, attitude, and nonsense level.
Crafted from 100% premium cotton with high-quality hat embroidery, our caps aren’t just stylish — they’re made to last, whether you’re rocking a sun protection cap for summer or a baseball cap in Australia for everyday adventures.
What’s next? More colours. More slogans. More laughs.

















