(For the friends who live, laugh, and overshare on main)
If your group chat has lore, recurring characters, and one person who always says “wait, I have a cap for that,” you’ve come to the right place.
At Poppy Talls, we design embroidered slogan caps inspired by the internet — bold, unserious, and deeply relatable. Each cool cap is made from premium cotton with high-quality embroidery that actually lasts longer than your situationship.
Here’s your official guide to choosing the perfect funny cap or stylish baseball cap for every personality in your chronically online circle.
💭 The Hopeless (and Delusional) Romantic
Cap: Delulu is the Solulu
She’s convinced it’s “just bad timing” (it’s not), and we love her for it. This funny embroidered cap is for your most optimistic friend — the one who believes every plot twist is character development.
💅 The Slay-Adjacent Professional
Cap: Born to Slay, Forced to Work
She shows up to her job like it’s a runway but cries over her inbox by 11am. This slogan cap is the perfect workday accessory for anyone who’s serving looks but stuck in a spreadsheet.
🤢 The Drama Queen with Digestive Issues
Cap: Tummy Ache Survivor
She cancels plans dramatically, then reappears in your DMs eating hot chips. This embroidered baseball cap is a tongue-in-cheek essential for anyone living that sensitive stomach life.
🚗 The Passenger Princess
Cap: Passenger Princess
She doesn’t drive, but she does provide snacks, vibes, and unsolicited route advice. This stylish slogan cap is for the friend who’s mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing in the passenger seat.
💖 The Feminine Existentialist
Cap: Literally Just a Girl
She’s emotional, romantic, and always halfway through a self-discovery arc. This aesthetic cap says it all — perfectly understated, perfectly dramatic.
🧙♀️ The Chaotic Adventurer
Cap: Off on a Side Quest
They went to buy oat milk and came back with a piercing, a thrifted jacket, and a story you’ll never quite believe. This funny slogan cap is made for the whimsical friend who turns every errand into an epic.
🗣️ The Resident Yapper
Cap: Born to Yap
Every friendship group has one — the storyteller, the oversharer, the vibe curator. This embroidered cap celebrates the loudest (and probably funniest) person you know.
🧢 Bonus: The Self-Aware Icon (aka You)
If you’ve read this and said “wait, I’m literally all of them,” congratulations. You’re the blueprint. You deserve whichever cool cap makes you laugh hardest — or all seven.
At Poppy Talls, our embroidered slogan caps are designed for people who don’t take life (or fashion) too seriously. Whether you’re buying a funny hat for a friend or treating yourself to your next signature stylish cap, these are built to be worn, loved, and screenshotted.
🧢 Shop the full collection and give the gift that says exactly what words (or texts) can’t.