Thirteen New Slogans Just Dropped (And They’re a Little Too Accurate)
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Thirteen New Slogans Just Dropped (And They’re a Little Too Accurate)
We’ve added 13 brand new slogans to the Poppy Talls collection — and they’re not just words on caps. They’re inside jokes, personality traits, emotional states, and very specific moods you may or may not be currently living in.
Same Poppy Talls Energy, Even More to Say
Nothing has changed — still the same easy, wearable Poppy Talls fits designed to be thrown on and lived in. The only difference? You now have 13 new ways to let your cap do the talking.
Because subtlety? Not really our thing.
Meet the New Slogans (And Who They’re For)
For the Ones Who Have Rejected Hustle Culture Entirely
1. Born to Dilly Dally
For the slow walkers, the intentional wanderers, and anyone who believes life is better when you’re not rushing it.
2. Retired Overachiever
For the former gold-star collectors who have officially clocked out. You did enough. You’re resting now.
For the Girls™ (You Already Know)
3. Rot Girl Summer
For embracing low expectations, horizontal hobbies, and doing absolutely nothing — unapologetically.
4. Eldest Daughter
For the planners, problem-solvers, and accidental leaders who somehow carry everything (and everyone).
5. Youngest Daughter
For the chaos, the charm, and the art of getting away with it.
For the Unbothered (Or Those Manifesting It)
6. Unbothered
For protecting your peace, avoiding drama, or simply pretending you don’t care.
7. Don’t Ask, Don’t Get
For boundaries, bold asks, and the reminder that silence rarely gets results.
For the Chronically Online & Emotionally Aware
8. Mentally at Brunch
For being physically present but spiritually ordering mimosas.
9. Emotional Support Cap
For the comfort-item people. If it comes everywhere with you, it counts.
10. Over Explainer
For anyone who just needs one more sentence so everyone really understands.
For the Main Characters & Mid-Spiral Thinkers
11. Main Character
For romanticising your walk to get coffee like it’s a movie montage.
12. Existential Crisis Club
For the late-night thinkers, quiet over-analysers, and those laughing through the uncertainty.
13. Touching Grass
For when you need the reminder — or want credit for trying.
So… Which One Are You?
Whether you’re adding to your collection or finally picking the one that feels uncomfortably accurate, this drop was made to feel personal. Familiar. Slightly unhinged. Exactly right.
✨ The 13 new slogan caps are live now — in cream and navy, for a limited time.
Don’t overthink it. Pick the one that already feels like you.